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Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks? Submitted By Jezz Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. Submitted By Jezz Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time Submitted By Jezz My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs Submitted By Jezz Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Submitted By Jezz I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" Submitted By Jezz You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on Submitted By Danny I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house Submitted By Jezz Disabled toilets ironically the only ones big enough to run around in Submitted By Jezz The meaning of safe sex, Never give them your number. Submitted By Danny If Ethiopian`s have no food, Why are there bellies so fat? Submitted By Danny If Africans huts are made of mud, And they have to walk so far to get water. Why dont they build there huts closer to the water? Submitted By Jezz I feel as welcome as a pedo, in a school playground. Submitted By Danny A dog is for life, Not just for christmas, So becarefull what you pull at the next xmas party. Submitted By Jezz Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Submitted By Jezz Archaeologists make the best marriage partners. The older you get the more interested they are in you! Submitted By Danny Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and washing up liquid made with real lemons? Submitted By Danny If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Submitted By Danny You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Submitted By Danny I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Submitted By Danny Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1881 Submitted By Danny I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.  |