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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, Created a pussy to their design First was a butcher, Smart with wit. Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, Strong and bold. With a hammer and chisel, He gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, Tall and thin, By using red velvet, He lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, Short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, He lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, Nasty as hell. Threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, Dirty little runt, He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt. Submitted By Danny There once was a slimmer named Steen Who grew so phenominally lean And flat, and compressed, That his back touched his chest, So that sideways he couldn't be seen. Submitted By Danny There once was a man from ST. Ick Whose anapest rhyming was quick. He looked like a lime and rhymed all the time, So everyone callied him Lime Rick. Submitted By Danny There was a young lady from Ealing Who had this terrible feeling She leant on her back And opened her crack And pissed all over the celling Submitted By Jezz Mary had a little pig She couldn’t stop it grunting She took it up the garden path And kicked its runting head in Submitted By Jezz There once was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds within half an hour His balls were a flower and his dick was covered with weeds Submitted By Jezz There was a young girl named Louise Who’s pubes hung down to her knees The crabs got together To knit her a sweater So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze. Submitted By Jezz There was a gay bishop of Reading who gave good advice at a wedding He said "you will find if you go in from behind it makes less of a mess on the bedding"! Submitted By Jezz There was a young man from Bombay who made a false fanny from clay but the heat from his dick turned the cunt to a brick and wore all his foreskin away Submitted By Jezz  |